RULE NO. 1
Turn Parents into Zombies
Being a newborn means that we are the apple of everyone’s eyes. Yes, that sounds sweet, but we need to take control. When there are visitors in the house, act cute and innocent by closing your eyes most of the time. You can take a little peek, but with one eye only.
In the middle of the night, you have to cry. The louder, the better. This will prompt your soon-to-be sleep-deprived parents to provide you with a special treat, The Milk. Once you had enough, go to sleep and prepare yourself for the next round.
Repeat every 1 to 2 hours or when necessary.
© Captain Niko
Boss Baby to Mermommy and Dadinator