RULE NO. 1

Turn Parents into Zombies

Being a newborn means that we are the apple of everyone’s eyes. Yes, that sounds sweet, but we need to take control. When there are visitors in the house, act cute and innocent by closing your eyes most of the time. You can take a little peek, but with one eye only.

In the middle of the night, you have to cry. The louder, the better. This will prompt your soon-to-be sleep-deprived parents to provide you with a special treat, The Milk. Once you had enough, go to sleep and prepare yourself for the next round.

Repeat every 1 to 2 hours or when necessary.

© Captain Niko
Boss Baby to Mermommy and Dadinator

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Pancake Bunnykins

An Asian mermaid lost in transition.

I live in an enchanted forest at the end of a rainbow. I have a little window in my room where I can see unicorns playing in the grass field at day and magical fairies dancing under the silvery moon at night.

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