Mittens.
Since day 1, my zombie parents insisted of putting these things on my hands even though I kept removing them. Well, aside from the fact that they’re too large, they’re also annoying.
I’m a baby and of course I wanted to scratch my face all the time. That’s the whole reason why we have sharp nails when we were born. It’s a baby thing and these adults don’t seem to understand.
These sharp nails give us the opportunity to be who we wanted to be. You can’t blame me if I want to look badass like Geralt from the Witcher or Roronoa Zoro from One Piece. And maybe if I feel a little evilish, I could look like Scar.
Today, I’m going to make a stand (not literally though) against mittens. All babies are welcome to join me.
“Remove the mittens! No to nail cutting or trimming! Give us the freedom to scratch ourselves!”
© Captain Niko
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That had me laughing out loud. Well done.
Thank you! 🙂